Place to fuck
The open sea and pools provide plenty of buoyancy for you to play with fun positions. Be sure to use lube anytime you’re dealing with salt, sand, or chlorine.
Everyone has knocked boots between the sheets in a hotel room, there’s nothing special about that.
The shadows cooling your sex-flushed face while the flames warm your willing orifices.
And afterward, you can snuggle up for some hot cocoa and post-shag bonding.
When you only have three to twenty floors to get your business done, it’s the perfect cover-up.
You may find that you’re a more adventurous lover than you realize.
What’s more seductive than Maurice Ravel’s “Sonatine”?
Getting busy on the sleek Steinway while the pianist works through each movement.
You can get as dirty as you want and someone else gets to clean up after you. I’m thinking more of a canoe, drifter, rowboat, or paddleboat.
But please, if you’re flinging scat around the veranda, do the kind thing and tip your cleaning staff. A small vessel that fits two (or three) people in the throes of passion.
There are so many great places to have sex that don’t involve a bedroom or even a bed.